worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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