In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
