Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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