So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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