don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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