last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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