So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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