New invention idea: vibrating tampons
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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