right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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