so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
