i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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