Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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