My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you win again, gameday.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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