I wish I only lived at night.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
do nipples grow back?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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