I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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