I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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