My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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