Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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