YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
As shirtless as possible
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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