so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I touched a dick in church today
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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