He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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