Where is the hickey?
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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