Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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