idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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