Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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