I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
We left the knife in your bed.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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