can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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