Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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