You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He felt like a one man threesome
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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