id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
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