haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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