C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just cut my nipple shaving
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
