Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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