You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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