if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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