I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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