Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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