i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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