Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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