How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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