BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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