just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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