I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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