Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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