you traded sex for a burrito?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
