A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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