David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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