oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
This house was built for laser tag.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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