We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
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