She's JV to your varsity
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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